As we are 2-weeks away from our trip to the states, I felt it would be beneficial to practice the language of my native peoples... (Julyer! Julyer!)
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF
My friend smells so bad, I couldn't brief.
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM
Yo, when all my familia gets in the car, there's not mushroom.
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN
My girlfriend wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: LIVER & CHEESE Some guy tried to sweet talk my woman. I told him, yo loco, liver alone, cheese mine.
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER
I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero she didn't wafer me!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES
I had some cake to share with my wife. This is my piece, this is herpes .
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE
I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue.
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW
I was running after you but I couldn't cashew!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY
Hey man, Im looking for Paco, tell me if juicy him!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY
Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me! Julyer!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HARASSMENT
My old lady caught me in bed wit my lover so I said harassment nothing to me!
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9 years ago
4 comments:
Liver and Cheese - is two words.
Heard this on the radio today:
If you are American when out of the bathroom what are you in the bathroom?
Your a peein!!!!
Ha ha Get it?
Just had to share that with you.
Oh my word, these are hysterical! Sadly, none of my North Carolinian coworkers can fully appreciate the humor with me.
I must amend my previous comment - I just went over to the Creative folks and they loved it! Ahh, we definitely needed that today.
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