Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Preparing for home

As we are 2-weeks away from our trip to the states, I felt it would be beneficial to practice the language of my native peoples... (Julyer! Julyer!)

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF
My friend smells so bad, I couldn't brief.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM
Yo, when all my familia gets in the car, there's not mushroom.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN
My girlfriend wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: LIVER & CHEESE Some guy tried to sweet talk my woman. I told him, yo loco, liver alone, cheese mine.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER
I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero she didn't wafer me!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES
I had some cake to share with my wife. This is my piece, this is herpes .

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE
I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW
I was running after you but I couldn't cashew!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY
Hey man, Im looking for Paco, tell me if juicy him!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY
Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me! Julyer!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HARASSMENT
My old lady caught me in bed wit my lover so I said harassment nothing to me!

4 comments:

Simon said...

Liver and Cheese - is two words.

Orflaith said...

Heard this on the radio today:

If you are American when out of the bathroom what are you in the bathroom?



Your a peein!!!!

Ha ha Get it?

Just had to share that with you.

Kristy Hajimihalis said...

Oh my word, these are hysterical! Sadly, none of my North Carolinian coworkers can fully appreciate the humor with me.

Kristy Hajimihalis said...

I must amend my previous comment - I just went over to the Creative folks and they loved it! Ahh, we definitely needed that today.